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oh how quickly we forget chips fucked up balls

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working phone reception truly gives you a fascinating glimpse into other peoples minds. first line this woman says to me is "who have i called?"

??????????????????? you??? called ME??????

like. bestie i do fear thats something you shouldve known when you dialed the number. is this a common occurance for you

#and like this ISNT a bot or scammer they requested an employee BY NAME. this IS FOR ALL SAKES A CUSTOMER #??????#like. im sure its 'she didnt clearly here when i answered w the company name and was double checking' or something #but still its a wild thing to say. whatever. FASCINATING.

'the cat called for jury duty post is ai generated' i am not saying thats not possible but i am saying what.... is making you say that. because like. theres no image or video attached, which is usually what ppl're refering to when an animal post is faked by ai. that the visuals are ai generated. but this one was just text???? like again i am not saying a bot couldntve generated the text, but also. sometimes people will lie online

#LIKE whats is your explanation for why its ai (<which ive just seen ppl Say It Is. idk the how/why of it? like is the acct known for this??)#bc if its just 'we cant find record of this actually happening so it must be AI'.... so sometimes people make up stories for the internet #and then everyone claps #LIKE. i just want to know more explanation behind what That Means. how did we get to this conclusion walk me thru!!!!!

anyways. yesterday i finally kept track and talked w the it manager, and we managed to FIND AND DELETE the direct line to my phone that literally only scammers had access to. its been 7 hours and i have not had a SINGLE fraud call all day. the evil is FUCKING defeated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#the number that went to Me Specifically (rather than the main call console) was never publicly available/advertised #so the only ppl who were dialing it were scammers using a generated call list and going down the line who found it by chance #and its GONEEEEEEEE NOWWWW IM FREEEEEEEE #NO MORE HEALTH INSURANCE CALLS!!!!! THAT ISSUE STARTED LIKE. AUGUST LAST YEAR???? IM FREEEEEEEEEEEE

oh what the fuck how it is 2:30

#i dont have lunch coverage on thursdays so i stay clocked in and just eat at my desk #but MAN not having that clear halfway-thru-the-day break FUCKED w me today. ive lost time

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mentally fighting off the nuance demons telling me to preempt possible misinterpretations of my words while the spectre of gallons and gallons of tumblr's piss-for-the-poor hangs over my head like the sword of damacles

#adding more makes the point im trying to make less concise and less impactful imo #but its difficult to assure yourself 'hey no ones gonna take that in this specific negative way' when. YOU know what fucking site we're on

joel and magical john will NOT stop fucking like rabbits. bestie you are going on kid 3 and the only other reproducing couple has ONE

#well. they had one that i sent away to test that out but like. STILL YOURE LAPPING THEM THEY MARRIED BEFORE YALL TOO #tomodachi posting for context

very very funny to me that bank of america and wizard101 have the same safety requirements for their passwords. equally important information to protect, obviously

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gotta say i actually REALLY love that the new rhythm heaven starts w a screen reader on that you can turn off or keep on. for a game series PRAISED for its blind accessibility (since the rhythm prompts are all sound based rather than relying on visuals) its nice to see them embrace that crowd wholeheartedly.

i think the only other game i can think of that did the same was entirely BASED around a blind POV character and the entire gimmick WAS there were no game visuals and it was blind accessible. seeing the same in a mainstream non-disability-centered game is really nice :]

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like damn it really is that simple huh

gotta say i actually REALLY love that the new rhythm heaven starts w a screen reader on that you can turn off or keep on. for a game series PRAISED for its blind accessibility (since the rhythm prompts are all sound based rather than relying on visuals) its nice to see them embrace that crowd wholeheartedly.

i think the only other game i can think of that did the same was entirely BASED around a blind POV character and the entire gimmick WAS there were no game visuals and it was blind accessible. seeing the same in a mainstream non-disability-centered game is really nice :]

#(other game is 'the vale: shadow of the crown' fyi-- watched rtgame play it; its really cool!)

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cat autistics I have a question: what did they call airplane ears before airplanes were invented

dsmp discourse was crazy ppl were unironically like Actually if you dont support this small group of the most powerful and wealthiest players making everyone ELSE comply w their wishes under threat of violence/death then youre Not A Real Leftist Actually

#im sorry but if the syndicate has no haters then i am dead #and tbh my issue lays less with the politics of. the semi-improv wildly popular minecraft series #and more how ppl conflated your takes on that with your actual irl moral standing and ethics #there’s a reason when i shorthand The Worst of the dsmp discourse I use prison abolition

i will ignore the stupid ass post i will not ruminate on it i will let it flow over me like water and pass uncommented. i am not bothered by other people being absolutely stupid as fuck. i will not point out the blatant contradiction of their own statements. i will move the hell on and find peace

i love reblogging and having a tag for something i dont really have any investment in. purely in it for the love of the game. purely in it for the marge simpson

#this ones for YOU rekaleido miku tag #do i actively consume vocaloid? no. do i know the lore? no. do i know the songs? um.. a few???#I Just Think Shes Neat

"environmental destruction fetish" you mean that shit the wonderbread guy got

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if 2x2 doesn’t give us enough imposter screentime i WILL start killing the hostages btw

#give me like. 2 chapters AT LEAST #i get if he can’t survive due to. yknow. The Reason but STILLLL

oh woof this is the first time in a very hot minute I am FEEEELING that eye office dilation

#usually I don’t notice much (if anything the numbing drops feel more influential?) but this time. WOOD #WOOF* im not retyping that whole tag #but yeah uh. phone letters blurry at normal phone holding distance </3 #gotta keep it down in my lap to keep it legible

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