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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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this lettuce smells like dog
you bought dog lettuce
Au where Goncharov and Andrey survive everything, grow old together and sit on a street all day somewhere in the south of Europe
This is my favorite Goncharov post so far because:
1. The concept of an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE for a movie that DOESN'T EXIST is sending me into another dimension.
2. Despite appearing nonsensical, we of course are living in a world where the established Canon of Goncharov is that they do not survive everything and grow old together.
3. Of fucking course Tumblr would imagine a movie with two characters with intense homoerotic subtext, kill them violently with their love unfulfilled, and THEN create AU FAN ART WHERE THE LOVE IS FULFILLED.
And all of it fucking slaps I love this so much
I will never tire of Goncharov as sincere yet self-aware pantomime of fandom
they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6
Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.
I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.
me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

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“Toilette” is literally what it’s called in German...
No the German word for it is poopenfarten its literally in the german dictionary.
All the people who live in germany and are just trying to make the world understand that the call them wash closets or toilettes😅😂
If they call them "toilettes" then explain this?
I.... what
I am German and I have never in my life heard of that word what the fuck
Guys, I actually looked it up and it’s Bullshit lmao
We call them „Klo“ or „Toilette“
„Poopenfarten“ doesn’t even sound german
You're wrong its poopenfarten
This is what people mean when they say germans have no humor
Americans: If you come to America you gotta speak English
Also Americans: HAHA LET'S TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHER LANGUAGES.
You getting mad at americans isnt going to change the fact that the german word for toilet is poopenfarten
Shut the fuck up.
Its poopenfarten
1: That sounds like dutch. So good job on fucking that up
2: Take a hint and leave me alone if you wanna continue this defecation of my language you brain clogged snob.
Defecation of your language? Why would I defecate on your language? That's what the poopenfarten is for.
I took two years of German classes and i can confirm that the germanized version of "toilet" is, in fact, "poopenfarten".
How did this get so much traction when Germans actually do call toilets "Scheißhaus" sometimes?
To anyone wondering, it means "shit house".
No the german word for toilet is Smoothen Sharken guys.
Wait til they hear about :
𝕯𝖆𝖘 𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖒𝖋𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖕𝖎𝖓
I knew a German cowboy that would constantly wear der assenoutten
I'm german and I can confirm 100% of all the things said in this post
a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice
Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10
[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]
It's happening the morphing into Ohio
Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio
Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one
I love environmental storytelling
Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people
Can't just leave this in the comments
bitches be sucking farts there
Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!
there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here
and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado
something tells me Skunks Georg
we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

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Wet Beast Wednesday
americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french
The Muppets s01e01
Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks
Happy Pride Month
Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.
the second radish is 29 feet away
World Heritage Post

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the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either
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