when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

There has to be a way to dress gothy and masc in a way that's also comfy. Like "clothes that could also double as pyjamas" level of comfy wear.

sweatpants?

Do you have tips on how to style sweatpants in a dressy, goth way?

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Never fight a guy in a wheelchair in close quarters. Once you're within arm's reach, you're in his melee range, and once he grabs a hold of you, you are FUCKED.

Nevermind the chair itself, it's their upper body strength that's your primary problem here. Every day is arms and chest day if your primary form of locomotion is pushing yourself forward by hand. If you get grabbed, you're getting wrung into a pretzel.

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

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i thought this said they added Deltarune skins to Fortnite The Game

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yeah okay sure you're a cosmic being beyond human comprehension. im a comic being beyond human comprehension. and they love me

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in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank