Who's an idiot here?

everyone deserves a lifechanging lesbian experience. not a woman? simply have a lifechanging experience with a lesbian. im thinking a noble quest or hiding a body together or something.

Can I stop having life changing experiences, I already lived through the plague and the war

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

I can do both

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

Joss Whedon writing Dollhouse, probably

there's this word in Serbian 'vukojebina' which literally means 'the place where wolves go to fuck' but they use it to mean 'in the middle of nowhere'. it sure does the job well, but the visual stayed with me longer than I would have liked it to.

for chinese we have 鸟不生蛋, which is used to describe a land so barren and remote that not even birds would lay their eggs there.

In German we have "am Arsch der Welt", which means "at the world's ass"

Australia has "Woop Woop" (origin unknown but dating to late 1800s if not earlier) as in "they live way out in Woop Woop". "out beyond the black stump" is a similar Aussie phrase.

On another token, Poles say 'hen, hen' when describing something being far away but like, affectionately??

When I was a kid, someplace out in the sticks was "Left Armpit, Pennsylvania."

Americans do infact have the phrase "butt-fuck nowhere" which feels like an important possibile addition

Yeah, I think I just got the Bowdlerized version. :P

The Back of the Beyond, in the UK.

some interesting brazilian ones i recall are "nos cafundós do brejo" (in the ass-end of the marsh, although frankly cafundós is untranslateable), "na casa do #%$" (at the house of [curse word of choice]) and "onde o gato perdeu as botas" (where the cat lost its boots)

In Portuguese from Portugal we say "no cu de Judas" which literally means "in Judas ass".

In Ukrainian we say "в чорта на болоті" / "at the devil's swamp" or "за тридев'ять земель", which is "behind thirty nine lands" which is usually more magical or non existing middle of nowhere

Ray of sun getting through my curtains to blast directly in my eye at 6am

99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.

you should have a rough outline of a plan for if any of your loved ones experiences psychosis, it really does happen a lot. UTIs can cause psychosis. taking drugs, even safe drugs, or prescription drugs, can cause psychosis. i was once prescribed a heavy regimen of vitamin D because i was deficient, but the doctor never told me to stop taking it, so i moved to california, stopped being deficient, and developed vitamin d toxicity with downstream hyperparathyroidism which triggered significant hypomania that was undetected and uncontrolled for yeeeeeeears. i just slowly got Weird and started making impulsive decisions based on slightly out-of-gamut beliefs. i drove cross country by myself to have a love affair. the love affair was real, the series of decisions leading to burning down my life in pursuit of it were based on not great brain function however. etc. you see what i mean. churchill mentioned depression being the "black dog who stalks us" (one reason for Churchgrim's multi-referential name) but theres another, stealthier dog called Insanity and it's closer to some people than others but man it sneaks up on you. every time i see one of those "guy gets weird and drives into the wilderness forever" missing persons stories i think "yeah i could totally pull that off"

"van gogh cut off his ear what a lunatic" you are 3 nights of bad sleep, getting unexpected upsetting news and taking a substance as benign as coffee at the wrong time away from doing the same hope this helps

how is this supposed to help, the only thing that keeps me from psychosis after reading this is learning that apparently I'm too old for a sudden offset now

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