It delights me every time I'm reminded how geologically and ecologically similar southern China and the southeastern United States are. We are Alligator Buddies.
#china has alligators???
Sure does!
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It delights me every time I'm reminded how geologically and ecologically similar southern China and the southeastern United States are. We are Alligator Buddies.
#china has alligators???
Sure does!

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I love watching youtube videos about tiktok and influencer drama, mainly because I'm completely disconnected from stuff like that (I have never watched an influencer video in my life) so it gives me the thrill of true crime without the tragedy exploitation aspect, but sometimes I also feel completely disconnected from the youtubers too?
Like every youtuber has to offer up a million disclaimers about how they aren't judging influencers or whatever and that's usually fine but like. I do feel that there ARE points where people need to be judged for the content they're sharing and promoting and profiting off of!
"I'm not judging tradwives or saying their content is badβ" I am!! I am absolutely judging tradwives! Extremely harshly! Because the entire "tradwife" movement is conservative propaganda based on misogynistic and patriarchal ideas about history with no basis in reality or in our modern world! And tradwife influencers explicitly target young women and especially teen girls and try to convince them to put their entire lives in the hands of their husbands, which is a horrific recipe for domestic abuse!
These women making hundreds of thousands of dollars off tiktok videos (and often coming from extremely wealthy families) are out here telling young girls that they don't need an education, that they don't need their own income, that if they're just pretty enough and obedient enough then they'll find a rich husband and never have to worry about anything ever and it's fucking scary! And I don't know why we are tolerating it!
We know what happens when people, especially women, give up complete control to their partners. We know what that leads to, resentment and extreme control and total lack of options when things go from totally fine to constant arguing to violence. These influencers, who ARE making extremely significant personal incomes from their jobs as influencers online, lie through their fucking teeth about how perfect it is that their husbands do everything for them and all they have to do is take care of the kids and home (with the help of nannies and housekeepers and personal chefs off-screen. . .) and about how they've escaped from capitalism, meanwhile the people actually in those situations who AREN'T making all that extra cash are either already in abusive relationships or they're in incredibly precarious positions where they could end up abused or thrown out with nothing in an instant.
I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to be a homemaker or stay-at-home parent. I don't think it's wrong to not want to go to college or have a 9-5.
But you NEED options. You need full access to your own money that can't be monitored or controlled by a partner. You need access to a vehicle. You need a life outside of your home and family, especially friends who are willing and able to help you if needed. You need the ability to survive on your own in some way. Because if and when things go wrong in the relationship, THOSE are the things that will save your life.
Also remember that again, these tradwives DO have jobs and their jobs involve selling a fake lifestyle and fake ideals. They are getting paid BIG TIME for the shit they peddle to you, whether that's through the millions of views they get (both from genuine fans and from haters, the algorithm doesn't know or care about the difference) or the many sponsorships they get, they have incomes that they are not disclosing. They have help that they are not disclosing. Many of them started out with extreme wealth but lie through their teeth and cosplay as fucking homesteading peasants. It's all a lie to sell shit to you. Don't buy it.
Disclaimer: Please do not nitpick this post, it's very late and I'm ranting and if this leaves my circle of followers I will regret it deeply. Be nice. Tradwives dni, you're all annoying.

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WHO ARE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE
Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.
When September and October are nearing and youβre planning an event: googleΒ βRosh Hashanah *year*β and *Yom Kippur *year*β and then, and I cannot stress this enough, donβtΒ plan your event on those days. In fact, donβt plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.
domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once
disturbing amount of people being like βyouβre a bad domme you donβt deserve to dommeβ girl ur a bad comedy audience you donβt deserve to heckle get outta here
do you really think im in the middle of sex going βactually you know what? figure it out for yourself.β
me sucking dick until i get bored
this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them
I dont remember why I made hmmboob.png but Iβm thankful for it every single day

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Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.
Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.
Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind
This comic was first published in 2008. 2008! That's almost twenty years ago now.
Speed (1994) incorrectly credits Jan De Bont as director. Speed did not have any director, because if Speed had any direction, it wouldβve been called Velocity
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nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they
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@21st-century-minutiae
"[Insert year] called and they want their [X] back" is a cliche insult in the early twenty-first century used to indicate that something is out of style in a negative way (as opposed to being retro and stylish again). It is much more commonly used as a catty insult in fiction to quickly establish a "mean girl" stereotype than in actual conversation. The implication is that the out of date outfit/process/mannerism was stolen directly from the year it was popular and does not belong in the current era.
The above is a subversion. The year "2001" is calling in the humorous hypothetical, but, instead of being about the taken outfit, it is about the September 11th terrorist attacks of that year, informing the insulted about the breaking news of the coordinated, large-scale attacks against civilians on American soil, which was unthinkably novel at the time. People in the early twenty-first century would be familiar with the association of the year and the attack, especially given the post was made on the anniversary.
Generally speaking, by and beyond the year 2021, the attacks are considered fair game to joke about.
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