I find my obsessions here

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

there’s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldn’t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

A man who abandons enough families by going out for milk eventually finds himself in a state of perpetual milk acquisition, having to regularly unload his hoard onto the doorstops of new women and becoming the milkman.

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

probably not, I mean ,, who would want anything from me ...

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

The second one

My parents met while working at Busch Gardens

You should tell your parents this guy is plotting something sinister there

New challenge just dropped, draw this as your otp

Draw this as 2 characters from different Fandoms

Just realized that we’ve got new members to the council since this was last reblogged

It’s this guy who got called toothpaste guy btw, never got another update after that though

YES PEOPLE KEEP VOTING JUICE WE CAN DO THIS

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Juicy Kelp

This country is a farce and this "trial" is a travesty. They pinned it on a random guy and are slow-walking it as openly and and unapologetically incompetently as possible because they can. "What are you gonna do about it?" At best they steal multiple years from this man's life before he's exonerated, at worst they kill him and rule it a suicide. God Damn America.

This post is about lactose intolerance I can smell it.