"I can't believe I ate the whole panini"

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

everyone who reblogged this has joined me in the eel crevice. its a pretty big crevice

oooo we eelin

Me, playing Baldur's Gate 3: none of you are Garrus

Age old question, fellas

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

They went for the high hanging fruit