now rot

also this is more of an aside but in general i wish everyone could just be normal about the human body. i think everyone needs to go to a nude beach or a communal bath or something similar at least once in their lives.

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

booed off stage at the genre naming conference for calling knight x knight fiction 'landlord romantasy'

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over