knowing this too must be part of the story

does anyone wanna go to wednesday together

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

life is better when you're not malnourished btw

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

you're cute and it's tuesday

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear