A full moon...could be quite a night!

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

wealthy orc purchases convertible dire wolf

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

and neither of them are actually hiring

OK I WILL BECOME PERFECT STARTING NOW

i wish i could hit chatgpt physically i wish i could hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers