A full moon...could be quite a night!

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

wealthy orc purchases convertible dire wolf

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

and neither of them are actually hiring

OK I WILL BECOME PERFECT STARTING NOW