A full moon...could be quite a night!

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

They found a fossilized neanderthal dream in a hollow stump in Poland. And yes, it can be fermented into alcohol to gain his cave memories.

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

wealthy orc purchases convertible dire wolf

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?