that's my floor

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

lots of good "reblog and tell me" posts recently so i wanna play. reblog and tell me the last film you watched on physical media. i'll go first mine was predators (2010) and i watched it on blu-ray.

it’s 2009 somewhere

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

its not even shipping its just posting what they did

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

it must be so cool to be cat and just lay down wherever you want in some ridiculous position and fall asleep and nobody cares. they might think its cutes, even

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