Back at it again with more uncanny human headcanons that scares genuinely scares the bots and makes them Squeamish thinking about it.
Is how humans are really flexible, compared to the bots that can spins their torsos, servos in a full turn because of their motor machinery, as some who is hyper mobile, it took me a few weeks to be able to do a back bend (think sofie dossi), [I do not encourage doing extreme gymnastics or contortion without a proper teacher, and just because I learned it at home that you should too, as it could cause severe injury] Along with other weird stuff that make me able to fully turn my shoulder blades, this normally would scare normal people who know the human nature, but bots?, oh this would make them grimace so bad that they feel like they can start being able to hurl if they could, you tiny little human with no mechanic rotor joints is able to move like that?
But what really amuses them, is the adrenaline and it’s effects on humans, at how a hormone like that is able to make us forget about the majority of your physical and mental limits, especially in life threatening situations, take an example how humans acted in war when injured, a soldier who had his arm fired off clean and is wrapping a cord around to stop the blood loss, or taking shards from projectiles out of their bodies in one swift move to to minimize the damage of its serrated edges, yes, it is known that cybertronian can feel pain to an extent, arguably 10% or less from what humans feel, bots wouldn’t fret that much if they lost a servo or a pede it wouldn’t kill them, all they need to is find a medic to reattach it or replace it, while humans have to endure the searing pain, don’t even bring up cauterising wounds in front of cybertronian medic, they would most likely have a spark attack.
I highly believe that bots like Optimus,ratchet, first aid ,rung, fixit , perceptor too at some point, they would be the most appalled at how things such as this prove just how vastly different the human nature is. More in an awe of how we are able to make do with what we are and what we have, even if it’s in the most unconventional way possible.
The ones who would be more amused than anything would be, knockout, pharma , tarn, shockwave too, but in a more condescending, bemusement kind of way, such as how we perceive how animals act in extreme situations or the different nature of our bodies (we technically are animals, the only difference is (most of us at least) we have critical thinking skill.
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