Free palestine

thatcher sucks

blair sucks

cameron sucks + may or may not have fucked a pig + called for a brexit referendum expecting everyone to vote remain (everyone did not vote remain)

may sucks

johnson sucks particularly badly and has a hobby of lying to the public about everything

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_(cat)

That one deltarune meme but with Silksong

Evil grandmother😡

Grimm would think that Trobbio is too fake. Has no class and refinement. What’s the point in hoodwinking the crowd with sparkles and fireworks when a REAL troupe master need only to captivate the audience and lure them in.

The bug that flaunts its arsenal of skills can easily be out-done. They are weak. Trying to use every skill in an amalgamation that would surprise no one and merely make a fool of the performer.

Meanwhile Trobbio would find Grimm to be boring. To have no passion for the arts. What is a performance if not sharing your soul with the crowd for a taste of connection? If you never show all of your cards, how can you dazzle everyone with a climactic finale? You must leave an impression! The crowd should be amazed by your ingenuity and skill and you should be proud of them yourself!

Now plssssss cue dislike-to-hatred-to-enemies-to-begrudging respect-to-jealousy-to-friendship-to-confused companions-to-lovers slow burn fanfic.

Hollow acts as a guard for Grimm and they’ve been together for ages by now. Surprisingly, no one suspects anything uncouth between them. It’s civil and private.

But Trobbio shows up and IMMEDIATELY clocks them as together forcing Grimm to deny it thru gritted teeth as the troupe starts to wonder.

At first Hollow helps to be a support when first theyre against Trobbio. But as Grimm starts to become more and more obsessed with Trobbio, Hollow starts to pick up that something more is going on.

Eventually, Hollow decides to set up something romantic for Grimm and Trobbio (like a dinner). Halfway thru, Trobbio is like “??? I mean this is nice and all but aren’t you fucking the tall scary stud whos watching from the shadows right now?”

Grimm leers, even more on-guard. He debates the consequences of killing this prick right here, right now. He can’t let the troupe know of his affairs with Hollow.

Meanwhile, Hollow is just giving Grimm a thumbs up from the shadows.

And Grimm is forced to be like “… Hollow is a close companion… and it seems as though they desire for us to… get along.”

And Trobbio just kinda looks into the shadows before getting up and grabbing some kind of useless rock. (It takes him soooo long to roll it over. He has theater arms. He can’t *lift*. Instead of helping, Hollow and Grimm just watch.

Finally, panting, Trobbio gets the misshapen rock next to the table. It takes him a minute to regain his breath. Once he does, he holds out a claw to Hollow. “Well, dearest lurker? I scratched my shell rolling that rock over here. The least you could do is join us officially for some dinner.”

Hollow tilts their head, hesitating.

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I still love him tho😈😈😈