Alien abduction is the dream...

Something compels me about T'Pol's early look. Elements of (even tiny) things being 'unfeminine' or 'unflattering' on a female character whose design is banking on straight dude sex appeal...then they hit her with Ultra Human Femme Ray. To be clear, T'Pol is not UNfeminine in her early look but there IS [to me] a difference between 'tight gray catsuit up to the neck with a bowlcut' and 'tight lowcut bright pink catsuit with a bob.'

Plus, on a very personal note - I hate how it makes her stick out so much from the rest of the crew and Enterprise's general muted aesthetic. If her no longer being part of the High Command and becoming a true blue member of Enterprise's crew is being signified through her no longer wearing what is apparently a Vulcan uniform, why is what she wears from then on not only not a Starfleet uniform but a series of catsuits in the brightest colors known to the show? Like, just look at this!

so like i know you were talking about like, fully sized soundwave, but i could only imagine this and it kept making me laugh im so sorry

LET’S GOOOO I FINALLY FINISHED REWRITING CHAPTER 1 OF THE ALLSPARK HUMAN FIC

There are definitely plenty of similarities to the original, but I’m much happier with how this one turned out. Thank you to @drunkeninlovesailor for betareading and COMPARING the original with the rewrite right after dealing with 2 exams.

You’re an absolute beast

Loving the idea of star kidnapping his kid and their carrier from megs. Can’t manipulate what you don’t have loser! It also helps that Star is pretty much immortal too, so unless this later in the show, Megs has no idea yet how he keeps coming back to life.

Reader meanwhile is cautious, but also Star was already an interesting enough lover enough times to get them pregnant, so he’s at least a better option than raising the baby in a mine/lab/base thing.

OH MY GOD YES YES

Starscream is annoying as hell, but he's a much better lover than mansplain manipulate manwhore megs

I know he's been sneaking into the base and putting Megatron's human into a mating press every week. He's interested in making them cum (without humiliating them - contrary to megs). Human valve is so soft and tight, he just can't help but come back over and over again

Funniest part is that he doesn't realize they're pregnant with his sparkling until wayyyy later. He just thinks the sparkling holding his EM field shows just how inadequate Megatron is as a sire, and how Starscream is winning by merging fields and thus comforting the bitlet

YES YES YESY ESYESYS

This exact scenario would mean that Starscream kidnapped/rescued his human before they gave birth. So when starsqueak came out, Starscream was losing his mind because that's HIS bitlet - he managed to knock them up compared to that tincan Megatron

Yeah, starsqueak is ugly as hell, but he's sure Megatron's would have been even uglier!!!!

Thinking about this…what bots do you think are rocking the unintentional, unreasonably sexy holoforms (outside of megs and star ofc since we’ve already discussed them/their human forms before.)?

god this is rlly difficult bc i like to think they can change up their holoforms

I'm very amused also considering how they're gonna handle the transition from loud but adorable squishy bitlet to a miniature person who can talk back and tries to argue their way out of everythingggg.

Toddler/small child sass has you contorting your face to try not to laugh as you tell them off....i still haven't got over earlier this evening when my 4yr old full on slapped my husband round the back of the head cos "daddy's not listening to me" (about being told no!) then when i say in my most serious voice "i can't believe you just did that!!" he ROLLS his eyes at me and hits me with "weren't you looking properly mummy?!"

I just know this is how TFA Bumblebee's bitlet is gonna be! And Starscream's 🤣

Good lord toddlers are brutal creatures - hope your husband's doing alright!

I think the beeling is a loud little shit (aff). Pretty well-meaning but also very argumentative and WILL get what it wants. Its screeching is HORRIBLE

You die old and happy. That should be the best way to go. That should be the easiest death to grieve. Not for them though. They cannot rationalise it. You weren’t in danger and you still died. Their processor cannot handle it. You should still be here. You should still be with them. You weren’t taken away like everyone else, but you did leave. You are gone. And there is no coming back. And they just… crumble because of it.

Decades. Parked by your grave whenever they get the chance. Almost waiting, as if they think you’ll stick your hand out of the dirt one day and squeal that you “got them”, that you “pranked them good!”.

They did all the right things, after all. They protected you from danger. They kept a smile on your face. They cherished their time with you. That should mean that you stay, right?

That should mean that you stay.

mmmmmmmmmm

All versions of Megatron don't want to share but end up being cucked one way or another. Only exception being BW - he enjoys watching his human get fragged

Uhhh... a lot of bots are possessive actually. Bw Rampage, Dinobot, Rattrap - TFP Starscream, Arcee, Ratchet, Airachnid - TFA Bumblebee, Sentinel, Starscream (his clones still fuck his human tho - sorry dude, ur cucking yourself), Blitzwing, Ultra Magnus, Blackarachnia-

Some sketches I did to try out different brushes since I tend to always stick with the same ones.

oh DEFINITELY

His human needs a good libido to survive. He's making them suck his spike, trying every position imaginable and using a fuck load of toys on them

He's so charming and smooth, but he absolute rails his human every hour of the day. You gotta sell your soul n ass to be with him