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SG! Bull readerβs moolings to anyone and everyone who isnβt them π€£
(Quick question can I be π₯Έ Anon or is that already taken?)
SG bull!readerβs moolings are spicy, every one is catching them strays, hopefully they donβt turn into whatever it is the cybertronian Texas Roadhouse equivalent.
Poor carrier had to deal with all that bumping at their udders!
smoker mc secretly trying to buy a pack in the devildom but the guy just looks them up and down and says they must be at least 1800 to purchase cigarettes. and then reports them to diavolo.
An extremely PIPING HOT TAKE, ive been ostracized Irl for being aromantic than for being bisexual,and that is coming from someone who is around a generally homophobic environment because GEE SORRY THAT LOOKING FOR AND NEEDING A RELATIONSHIP 24/7 ISNT MY MAIN GOAL, or having to reciprocate otherβs feelings just because they have them and I donβt I am a heartless person, or that I will never understand that romantic is the βhighest form of human connectionβ because that is frankly PURE BULLSHIT. Just as the βoh you just havenβt found the right personβ or βyouβre missing out on so muchβ INSINCERELY SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Because it truly pisses me off SO FREAKING MUCH, that ALOT of people downplay the importance or greatness of genuine platonic relationships and putting them second to romantic ones, while BOTH should be as important. Like what do you mean that you view on other forms of deep connections with other people are that shallow?
Like just because you donβt have real friendships and connections to people doesnβt mean that anything other than a romantic relationship is not as important, it may not be important to you, but it is essential in the growth of a person.
Heck, arguably platonic relationships are more important for the growth of a person as it develops and shapes MUCH MORE different connections with people instead of romantic relationships that rarely have any different forms of connection.
This is of course not a swipe at every allosexuals/alloromanrics, only the ones who do the things above, other than that yall are chill, so youβre good.
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So I can't BELIEVE this never occurred to me or anyone else. So when two cybertronians become conjux, they exchange metals, taking apart one piece of their armour to meld it into something for their conjux, or formally exchange vials of their innermost energon...but when cybertronians and their humans fall in love and want to become conjux or married in human terms...
And of course, he or she, depending on who you end up with, secretly feels saddened that you two can do that, after all, he can't ask you to slice a piece of your skin, or he can't inject his energon into you as it would be poisonous...
You also would feel sad about it, wanting to include his rituals, but then you had a crazy idea and decided to surprise him/her on your wedding day or anniversary with...
Cybertronian*Opens the fox and is taken aback by a jewelry pendant the size properly for them, sees your shirt, hair, and optics widen*Y-you
Y/n*Smiles at them and reaches to grab their servo in your small hand*I wanted to try your rituals too, you can meld that pendant into your metal... apart or me will be yours, like the ring you gave me made with your armour
Cybertronian*Is falling all over again with you as you FOUND a way to do something so important to his people*I want to make you my conjux so bad...
I think a lot of mech and femmes would worry about our hair, asking if it hurts if we cut it or if they KNOW their human hair worked hard to have it long...but give it away for them to show them how much you love them...
actually βοΈπ€ this rodimus outfit is directly taken from marty from back to the future (1985), just with all the sleeves cut off (and some other smaller differences that do admittedly altogether change the whole look).
basically the outfit looks like an 80s-inspired mess because thats literally what it is
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So, I got another Blokee and for the first box I opened, I got Grapple.
I did pretty good at first, but I quickly realized that Grapple only had one part of the thigh and I don't have another one to complete him. So he's forever one-legged until my sister can try making a mold for him.
I just hope her being good at making nails can translate to parts. And also I double checked around my room and the box, so no extra part I'm afraid. π
Oh no! Blokees might be able to send you the missing part if you reach out to them!
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TFP Optimus x Reader
β’ Watching you and the other humans making lunch, he canβt deny that he enjoys the soft chatter. That itβs relaxing in a way he didnβt expect. Turning the base into something that feels more like home. βOptimus, I need you to look at this,β Ratchet says and he turns. Reaching to take the datapad from the medic, he frowns at the readings and the lines of medical findings. βIβm sorry, but what am I looking at?β He asks at a loss.
β’ βYou know Iβve been working on figuring out why weβre so compatible with humans,β Ratchet begins and he nods. Had been curious about that as well, because what are the odds? Another race so different but so similar to their own. βWell, I figured out the why and I wish I hadnβt,β the medic adds sourly and he hears one of the humans laughing nearby. βWhat is it?β He asks, not sure that he wants to know. Because Ratchet doesnβt look particularly happy by whatever heβs found. Making him sure itβs bad.
β’ Watching the medic press his servos to his temple as he vents tiredly and glance over at the humans, Optimus is tempted to tell the other bot heβd rather not know if itβs that bad. Were your kind bioengineered by the Quintessons? Part of an experiment that was later abandoned? If so, why? βTheyβre Unicronβs spawn,β Ratchet says on a growl and his processor blanks. Staring at the medic in disbelief. βI donβt know how or why, but thatβs why we can spark bond. Why thereβs anything to spark bond to.β
β’ And they both turn to stare at the laughing humans. Trying to understand how you could possibly be Unicronβs descendant. Creation? Because thatβs worse than if your species had been a Quintesson experiment. But your head turns when you feel him staring and you smile, lifting a hand in greeting. βCould the readings be wrong?β He asks, unsure how he feels. Youβre still you. But Unicron? Itβs strange to realize that despite the dawning horror, he doesnβt care. That it changes nothing about how he feels for you. Even if itβs deeply unsettling. βTheyβre not wrong.β
β’ βWhy are they staring?β You mumble to the person beside you and they shrug. βMaybe theyβre waiting on us to do a trick?β Snorting, you go back to dicing vegetables. But theyβre still watching you. Can feel their optics on you. Maybe theyβre just curious about the cooking. Know Bulkheadβs taken some interest in when you and the others prepare a meal as a group and sometimes asks to help. Could also just be aliens being aliens, though. Sometimes theyβre just weird.
Unicron:Β Did you take out Optimus Prime/Prima Prime as I requested?
Henchhuman!Y/n:Β He has been taken out, yes
Unicron:Β Β You're my best spawning minion-
Henchhuman!Y/n:Β Β It was a great restaurant
Henchhuman!Y/n: We had a romantic candlelit dinner
Henchhuman!Y/n:Β He proposed afterward- weβre filing the wedding papers; he wanted to marry me in both on his culture and my own,We are looking for a spring theme-
Y/n*Coming down seeing your cybertronian not on the other side of the bed on christmas/Valentines morning, coming down to see them wrapped in wrapping paper and sighs*There goes my entire supply of vintage wrapping paper... you're lucky you're cute
Cybertronian: I read this is a way to invite to frag...
Y/n*Cuts the areas where his optics are*Your a little confused, but you got the spirit~
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