permets-tu?

getting northern licked by a northern flicker

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

we're abolishing gender! in the future people will just be referred to as AMAB or AFAB, no need for gender at all! 😀

this is a progressive stance, you see, because AMAB and AFAB are different words from "man" and "woman." we're leaving such outdated concepts behind!

no no no it's not "misgendering you." it doesn't refer to your gender, it refers to the sex you were assigned. that way we don't need gender anymore! you can just throw that old thing away

now there's only two categories: AMABS and AFABS! so much simpler! what? no I didn't say there's only two genders. these aren't genders they're categories. this is progress we're making progress

holy shit just remembered i’m here to laugh and jump and cry and sing and dance and hug and run and play and scream and weep and eat and drink and blast music and have fun and love and love and love and love and love!!!!

you will see something that the us military has done and it will be the most horrifying thing in the world. something that should be the catalyst for a complete upheaval of the system, for riots in the streets, for national mourning periods and rewritten textbooks and decades of reparations. and the whole time it's just a normal day for them. they did something like it yesterday and they'll do it again tomorrow. the lucky ones even get to come home and spend the rest of their lives getting discounts at the movies and applause at baseball games. and if you try to express any this to the average person irl they will act like you shot their dog in front of them

muted this post long long ago. but i think many of you need to learn to hold two things in your head at once. nobody is in here telling you what relationship to have with your veteran parent/sibling/friend/whatever, but the fact still remains that they did what they did. whether they killed anyone directly or indirectly or not at all, they were complicit. that's still true if they have ptsd. that's still true if they signed up for the free college or because they were lied to. have they accepted that fact? have you? why are you so reluctant to let that color your image of them? i'm really not trying to be mean here. it just seems like many people in the notes aren't pushing back against the content of this post so much as the idea of having complicated feelings about their loved ones, which is, sorry, part of being an adult

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

why is it that someone gently saying "hey hey whoa" while another person is crying like the most intimate and comforting thing

horse intimacy