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sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

The Masc of Amontillado

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today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

tipsykipsy

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

grossaustralian

“it was their second to last day”

musicofthe-ainur

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

eleemosynecdoche

A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language.

modernclaire

another hilarious example:

lotrmusical

my absolute favorite example of tolkien switching registers in this way is

dukeofbookingham-deactivated202

unamccormack

I like how in the first example Gandalf is employing the kind of sass that the hobbits have been using on him for generations now.

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

storm-of-feathers

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

storm-of-feathers

preschool. I meant preschool.

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jesterlesbian

Amber Glenn and Lena Lemon behind the scenes for HBO Max and Heated Rivalry

#GODDDD #lena lemon #amber glenn #heated rivalry

doriangraysrockcollection

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

doriangraysrockcollection

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

flikkerij

i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

semutamusic

#art

knucklecurve

And they were "rivals."

Amber Glenn and Lena Lemon for HBO Max

#SHUT THE FUCK IP OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!#amber glenn #lena lemon #figure skating #heated rivalry

giragirameganedan

still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

raptorofwar

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vibrantstarfire

ladies… has anyone ever told you it’s okay to be feminine 🩷 i’m sure no one has ever ever ever reinforced this deeply held secret, that’s it’s okay for you to be feminine. 🩷 i know the world totally tries to tell you that you have to be manly and masculine and grow your body hair and eat as much as you want and get strong and stand up for yourself and make waves and take up space and show your bare face and show your anger. but it’s okay to do the exact opposite actually. 🩷 it’s okay to shrink yourself down to the exact same mold every other woman is expected to conform to. 🩷 did you know that it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 did you know it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 did you know it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 has anyone ever told you it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you just be feminine already. 🩷🩷🩷

#blah blah girl dinner girl math etc fuck off

alright-fuckhead

#screaming crying throwing up etc #ksenia daniela kharlamova #nadine bhabha

trumpetsbyjasonderulo

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

#wish i had this on hand for last year jun 28 when we were picking up the pieces after the Flood #on my partner's 30th birthday with a newborn #reference

ryan-sometimes

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

werewolf-transgenderism

he jumped in a pool in the suit yesterday to celebrate the public pools opening for the summer btw

#zohran mamdani

tonysopranoproskater69420

thanks tvtropes I can always count on you to gas me up

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