i’m leaving a key here

feels good as fuck to know no matter how dire it gets there’s another bitch with a blog going through the same god damn thing almost word for word somehow

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

It would feel so good to be an ill-tempered member of the good guys who gets impatient when the big bad is giving their final speech and rushes at them saying "This guy's really starting to piss me off!" only to get easily batted away by their vast power and being unconscious for the rest of the fight. You get to take a nap

[Image ID: Tweet from madoka magicock (@/ rifflexielian) reading: im such a fake hater bc i will be fully hating on something stupid and then someone I love is like 'i actually find joy in that' and then all of a sudden its 'and yk what i understand how you got there and I support you no matter what theres nuance' /End ID]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

and punishments. more punishments. surely that will help

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