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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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i don't do bad sauce passes
tumblr dot com
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks
happy thursday fuck my baka life, thank you for this post op i had this stuck in my head for days so i embroidered it
i might attach it to a magnet to go on my fridge lol
was that the bite of ‘87???
cross stitch of markiplier and fnaf by me!!
9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

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gets corrupted and unsaveable like a text file
Frog bakes an apple pie for Toad
indiarosecrawford
This is literally so cute I might cry.
i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”
buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
Being on tumblr for years like:
this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older
This is how the entire internet was supposed to be. Before social media we made webpages and a webpage was supposed to be timeless, a permanent “shrine” to something we liked, intended to keep getting visitors and comments for as long as it stayed up. When “blogging” became a concept every blog post was supposed to be the same sort of long term fixture.
The idea that posts have some sort of freshness date comes solely from the poisonous garbage world of the engagement farming business.
Putting "Ghibli-inspired" on a high shelf until the people talking about it as if it means "generic coziness and nothing else" have watched more Ghibli movies

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we could be going down the bigfoot titty slide rn but you won't text back
ok how are you people putting commas in your tags
??? WHERE
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enjoy
what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
What does glue have to do with this
i knew you’d get stuck there
good lord they died in this glue trap
ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel
in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel
#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)
you are not wrong bestie
in the Pleistocene age when humankind first began to walk upright: knee problems
@cicerfics your tag has inspired me
joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.
#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically
Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.