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A good day for someone else to die.

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Hello, I work for a large moderately evil corporation and for at least five years now I have to sign a yearly thing to say I will never ever have one of these devices in the same room as me while I work.
My large moderately evil employer takes it for granted that these things are spying on me at all times, and you should too.
You cant get this on any other website
Ah, but yes you can! Ordinary Sausage on youtube has spent years providing content for anyone who'd like to see just what would happen if you made a sausage out of whatever you can think of:
Recently Mr. Sausage has also been putting more time into his non-sausage videos, including stuff like Chicken Boiled in Nuclear Green Kool-Aid and Carbonated Eggs. Check it all out if you aren't prone to being easily grossed out.
The straight up whiskey sausage
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You. Yes, you. If you live in a "great lakes" state or in Pennsylvania or New Jersey, the air quality is absolute shit right now.
If you have a rescue inhaler, keep it with you. If you have a steroid inhaler you take sometimes, now might be one of those times (but check your doctor's instructions).
Avoid going outside. Consider wearing a mask. You might want to use a saline nasal spray or rinse (just be sure to use distilled water). Turn on an air purifier if you have one.

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My sister-in-law has uncontrolled gestational diabetes, and the doctors are taking about inducing her at 37 weeks this weekend, and I just need your prayers that everything goes well and mama and baby are safe, please🙏
REMINDER!
You can make a smoke-grade air purifier at home relatively cheaply, and it's actually better quality than a lot of air purifiers on the market!
Also linked here. (Too much text for me to transcribe but you can get it on their website!)
This is a great activity to do with little ones as well, since they're much more vulnerable to smoke (and it can be like a fun craft activity with them)
Stay safe, check in on your neighbours, keep your pets inside, drink lots of water, and yell at politicians!
Today's AQI in Detroit is over 500! Please mask up, filter your air as best you can, and check in on your neighbours.
wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon
@gonturan0 you know who I'm thinking about
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hey at least i’ll stop drawing darth maul when i’m dead!
This quote is beautiful, especially with the upcoming Twin Suns episode… *weeps*

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ok but like imagine the maul jedi au and he still has the same intense/killing actions, like they need to find some information and he just says “can’t we just stab them until they tell us?” and everyone is like. “maul no!” and he gets annoyed everytime.
ya’ll know that seen when anakin legit just straight up kills tal merrik? that’s maul is almost every same situation, sometimes jedi manage to stop him and he let’s out a dramatic annoyed sigh “stop ruining my fun.” or “he’s an asshole let me kill him!”
anakin is the only one who seems to agree with his methods but does back out if he see’s things going to far, it’s what makes them have a love-hate friendship. but maul wants someone who agrees with everything he does and thinks as he will finally have someone who understands him and is the same as him.
so imagine his surprise when a togruta of 14 years old, the padwan of anakin, says while they suggest on how to get information once again - “can’t we just stab him until he tells us?”
maul’s eyes lit up. that’s the one he thinks, that’s my new best friend.
and from then on maul and ahsoka got on splendidly while the rest of the jedi watch on in shock and are wondering how the hell they’re going to stop them. meanwhile anakin is split because yay ahsoka is making friends but worried because it’s fucking maul.
maul and ahsoka spend so much time together that people often mistake her for HIS padawan and anakin gets so angry, like “no she’s mine!” but maul goes along with it which angers anakin even more.
imagine being ahsoka. you've survived order 66 and the siege of mandalore, and then 16 years later this teenage boy enthusiasticaly tells you "i brought help!". you wait to see who he found only for him to show up with fucking maul
The Gimli Glider is one of those stories where every aspect sounds more fake than the last and yet it all actually happened.
-A passenger plane was underloaded with fuel because Canada had just converted to the metric system and everyone supposed to double check their numbers got it wrong. -When the plane ran out of fuel they were too far away to make it to an in-service airport and had to head towards the Gimli military base. Which was shuttered. -They were coming in to fast due to a lack of flaps control and had to perform a series of slips (as shown in the video above) to slow down, basically drifting a giant passenger plane. -As they come down they realized that just because Gimli’s been decommissioned doesn’t mean it’s abandoned because a bunch of people are having drag races on the runway they’re about to need. -Despite everything they managed to land safely and no one was killed or even hurt which is why it’s one of the best air disasters to meme on.
The Wikipedia page on this is fantastic and my favorite line from it is “Flying with all engines out was never expected to occur, so it had never been covered in training.”
the thing about those ooc "woooooooow this show is so deep" quotes from bojack horseman is that they strip away the absurdity of the scenario in a way that makes it come off like weird therapy-speak when like 99% of the time the joke is someone suddenly saying something super eloquent and serious in the middle of some crazy shit.
like everyone quotes the "sometimes i think i was born with a leak, and all the goodness i was born with slowly dripped out" line but no one mentions that he says it to vincent adultman, a character who no one notices is clearly three children stacked on top of each other in a trench coat. who then says "dont be sad, nice horsey!" and pets him with his broom/hand
One of my favourite Leverage tropes is when some goons are threatening a member of the team and Eliot just comes out of nowhere from off screen or around a corner, sometimes even when he wasn't anywhere nearby in the previous scene, as if he was summoned like a pokemon coming out of a pokeball. Eliot I choose you.

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I just started watching Columbo for the first time and oh my god I totally get all y’all’s fascination with this man. He’s hunched and shabby and rambles constantly and seems distressed and disorganized but is in fact always the shrewdest fucker in the room. And like we know nothing about him as a person other than the anecdotes he tells people which may or may not be true. Like the mystery detective is in himself the biggest mystery. Learning his first name is a lore drop. I know more about Doctor Who than I do this bedraggled man with a glass eye. Character of all time for real.