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Cosmic Funnies
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occasionally subtle
shark vs the universe
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Love Begins
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almost home
pixel skylines
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@jurakan
i can only think of one story that does something like this but "the twist is that your, the reader's, perception of events was wrong (because that's how we purposefully presented it to you) and this does not actually affect the world or characters at all" is maybe one of the stupidest "plot twists" i've ever had the displeasure of witnessing
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Supergirl (2026) dir. Craig Gillespie
some of you may not recall the strange affair of the phantom of the opera, a mystery never fully explained, and it shows
per my last desperate howl at the heavens,
i eat your grandads clothes
Macklemoth
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Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid
Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals
*BANG*
(3 hours later, at Walmart)
(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)
Hmm...
Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.
Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe
Happy black cat day!!
Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years
i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time
for the uninitiated
Mansplain: men assuming they know more than a woman about everything with less than the bare minimum effort of research, trying to look smarter than you
Hot nerd husband infodump: he actually has put years of free time research into his interests and lights up like a firefly of joy to share his knowledge when someone has a question
Bumbling Barry: well-meaning but socially clueless gentleman who knows a little about everything and is just trying to help
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Sucker: my year as a degenerate gambler by McKay Coppins (The Atlantic)
theistic crystal shop: these crystals will align your chakras and induce spiritual healing
materialist crystal shop: these crystals will make you feel better because they're a cool part of nature and pretty to look at :)
agnostic crystal shop: no one knows why the crystals are good.
have you ever seen a cow in real life
i see cows every day
i see cows very often
i only see cows occasionally, but often enough that it isnt unusual
i have only seen cows a few times
i have seen cows once
i have seen cows but only at a Place To See Animals
i have never seen a cow
if you used to see cows consistently but you dont anymore, answer according to how often you did at cow time!
only poll response that matters
You know those Object Head OC's? Spin the wheel and get assigned an Object. Did you spin it? Good. That's you now. Go. Be free.
Enter names, spin wheel to pick a random winner. Customize look and feel, save and share wheels.
Feel free to interpret your answer however you'd like. (If anyone draws their result I'd love to see)
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Why is everyone constantly eating
Why
It's been 15 years since one of the best scenes of Doctor Who 😭😭
[tardis whoosh]
"ahh :/"
[tardis whoosh]
"ahh :D"
I can’t decide if it’s funnier if the Doctor just did a really shitty parking job, or the TARDIS did it on purpose as a practical joke.
