Eye of the Storm

what do red pandas even do

World Heritage Post

RIP Saruman the White, you would have loved Palantir Technologies.

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

Lord, meet me in the quiet places and steady my heart. Amen.

wait wait okay I have discovered people visiting the US for the first time and treating Yellow School Bus like a celebrity sighting and this is so pure and great. Yellow School Bus like in the movies is real.

‘and then the whole bus clapped’ is a real scene from star trek, so

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

i have tested positive for tzatziki