one of new interest and rare glory

they should have made another search engine called Ask Wooster where it gives you the wrong answer every time

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

it’s crazy how when you’re 11 you think wow nationalism is the root of all evil and war is despicable and religion is the opiate of the masses and misogyny is everywhere and climate change is our most dire threat. and you start to grow up and you think well surely it will become more nuanced to me, surely there must be a reason adults arent breaking down wailing in the streets due to the cruelty of this world. and then you become an adult and you think wow nationalism is the root of all evil and war is despicable and religion is the opiate of the masses and misogyny is everywhere and climate change is our most dire threat

after i got laid off i had to re-spec into a stealth crossbowman

Good heavens, my unrepentant bloodlust meter is almost full!

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

just pinned a girl to the fourth wall