going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

i never shouldve borrowed money from invincible feral pig mutant brothers

I KNOW NOBODY CARES ABOUT US IN GAZA. I KNOW WE ARE JUST A POST PEOPLE SCROLL PAST.

But the truth is… we are hungry. Saying this breaks me and fills me with shame, but it is our reality.

Guys, my posts are being restricted on this account. Please follow me here @saveaboud and don’t leave me alone.

17 hours since the last donation… this hurts