Yee-Haw

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

it spides

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

i'd do anything to live in a word where grubs could stay babies forever and also they were the size of small terriers

So you hate the noble beetle. So you hate the metamorphosis and the noble beetle 🥺

sure. sure i do. fine. if it makes you happy to live in the world of your malicious interpretation of my words. if that brings you peace and clarity. project false hate upon my joyous words if that gives you calm.

Getting high on open window air