milkwheat !

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

First of all its not pee its some other bullshit science hasn't figured out yet

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

(in love with you) (bursting at the seams to talk to you) (heart teeming chest aching) hey how are you

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

i love being a mutual so much i was made to be a mutual i hope they put on my gravestone that i was a beloved daughter sister ex wife and mutual

ran out of cigarettes guess i'll just start attacking and killing people until someone drops a pack of cigarettes and maybe some gold coins as well