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i got some inspiration for those two and im too excited not to share a wip <3
You know the FBI and CIA get thousands of tips a day and they look into all of them but like 99% of them turn out to be nothing.
Anyways the government choosing to release literally all files related to anything are gonna fuel conspiracy theories because the conspiracy theorists are gonna assume that those bullshit tips must mean something
So basically President 47 choosing to release files related to the 2020 election is almost certainly sending the conspiracy theorists into a spiral right now combing over all of those nothing burgers and was obviously extremely irresponsible of him but what else is new
I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference
and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”
Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”
Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.
Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the
PLEASE read this
bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart
damn
HE LEFT
????
oh my god
KILL HIM
he is DONE.
HELP ME .
wow. ok.
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
doing a reread now this is so cunty
goddamn .
fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.
how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar
Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.
I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part
MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.
is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.
like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.

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"Let's go, Luce"
Unbeknown to you, good people of Tumblr, I was secretly working on my super secret project involving creating super secret cosplay costume of super secret one (1) Alphonse Elric
For now only chest is truly completed (somewhat, I’ll still have to tweak it here and there) and I also practiced a little on the slightly smaller than needed version of Alphonse’s helmet (why do I have this slightly smaller than needed version of Alphonse’s helmet? No particular reason, me and my co-project buddies surly didn’t fucked up with math and didn’t cut the whole suit several sizes down (yeeeeeesh), no biggie)
Anyway, my deadline is until end of August so I’ll be working quick and updates on this little project of mine will also be quick to appear on your table.
Stay safe people and don’t sniff chemopren
in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it
we as a society lived like this for years and years
I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.
I'd want to fuck that printer.
the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues
Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely
It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

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Love how he shields her.
the fact that I feel the need to go, "and don't forget about Black people" is the most damning indictment of tumblr that I can give without being tempted to mention photovoltaic bartholemew. I have to browbeat you people to reblog any kind of Melanistic Mention. I love you, but i despair of you understanding the way I interpret your suburban accent.
13 year ago eminem (marshall mathers) said,
"I don't know how to make songs like that I don't know what words to use."
you have to do better than 13 year old eminem lyrics. stop treating people as a social obligation.
deal with it, talk about it, stop hiding it away in your private suffering chamber. do your communism dishes
you do this to me and ignore Black women. I am irritated with you.. resolve this.
Tears that are driven by white guilt are self-indulgent. When we are mired in guilt, we are narcissistic and ineffective; guilt functions as an excuse for inaction. Further, because we so seldom have authentic and sustained cross-racial relationships, our tears do not feel like solidarity to people of color we have not previously supported. Instead, our tears function as impotent reflexes that don’t lead to constructive action. We need to reflect on when we cry and when we don’t, and why. In other words, what does it take to move us? Since many of us have not learned how racism works and our role in it, our tears may come from shock and distress about what we didn’t know or recognize. For people of color, our tears demonstrate our racial insulation and privilege. I asked the woman of color I refer to in the opening of this chapter if I was missing anything in this list. This is her response: It’s infuriating because of its audacity of disrespect to our experience. You are crying because you are uncomfortable with your feelings when we are barely allowed to have any. You are ashamed or some such thing and cry, but we are not allowed to have any feelings because then we are being difficult. We are supposed to remain stoic and strong because otherwise we become the angry and scary people of color. We are only allowed to have feelings for the sake of your entertainment, as in the presentation of our funerals. And even then, there are expectations of what is allowed for us to express. We are abused daily, beaten, raped, and killed but you are sad and that’s what is important. That’s why it is sooooo hard to take. White Fragility, Robin DiAngelo (emphasis mine)
"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends
yesss clock him
how often are you getting a headache
daily
weekly
monthly
couple times a year
yearly or less
how often are you getting a tummy ache
daily
weekly
monthly
every couple months
yearly or less
Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

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Magical girl anime that turns people into catgirls EXCEPT
Catgirl who is VISCERALLY uncomfortable in catgirl mode - butch lesbian, cannot stand looking cutesy
Catgirl who thinks that catgirl mode is a fun gimmick - nonbinary irl, you could not pick them out of a crowd if you tried
Catgirl who was initially super awkward about everything but actually secretly LOVES the new form, is experiencing gender euphoria for the first time - transfem egg beginning to hatch
Egg is pink and the "leader." Bubbly and sweet and easily embarrassed because new to being a girl and happy about it.
Butch is blue. "Icy" personality is because she hates all of this. Customizing cat outfit plotline?
Nonbinary is yellow. Fully has fun with this, fitting "nya/mew" and puns into everything and doing cat poses about it. Silly mode.
Pink has a cafe job and does baseball, then goes home and collapses in exhaustion. Will tell you (s)he totally doesn't have depression, just works a lot and doesn't have time for any of this.
Blue does computer programming and loves music, is trying to make a video game. Fits that one "tomboy the girls fawn over" anime trope, a bit of a romantic heartthrob when comfortable.
Yellow is into photography, and hosts a photo club. Irl life is really demanding for them, juggling a ton of study work with pressure to get the highest grades and look perfectly professional. Going kitty mode is their stress relief.
Their boss—the person who made them catgirls and sicced them on the world as heroes—is a space cat princess who has ZERO idea of Earth gender norms. She's very analytical and picked the trio based on statistical compatibility and lowest likelihood of being identified. Very confused as to why they act the way they do about their new forms. She has a space palace and can't go on Earth during the day in her normal form, so she goes around as a black cat.
Main enemies are shadow cats which prey on people's worst nightmares and turn them into actual monsters, which blacken the sky in an effort to blot out the sun. Goal is full scale invasion while everyone else dies.
Dresses are VERY glittery, made of starlight. Lace is aurora-like.
Transformation sequence started by eating sci-fi-magic konpeito. Effects fade rapidly in direct sunlight.
Pink gets a sword
Blue gets a bow
Yellow gets a staff
Final blows are done to the heart of the nightmare monster with light—ideally combined light. Magenta/Cyan/Yellow mix.
Eating too many konpeito in direct sunlight turns you into an actual cat?
Their eyes are slit-pupil, but with a tiny horizontal slit that makes them look like four point stars.
Shadow cats ARE shadows, so they can be identified by their lack of ability to cast one. They tend to stick to darkness though.
Wow you guys like my insomniac ramblings