look at my cats

Gideon punching Babs is so funny from Harrow's perspective. Imagine you have this weird untrained dog you keep chained up in your back garden and like to kick, and it has never known a kind word or a loving touch. And you bring it outside for the first time in its life, and almost immediately it bites an annoying poodle owned by the wealthy powerful family that you hate. And you know that you really should scold it, because maintaining a diplomatic relationship with this family is important, but instead you pat it on the head and tell it that it should have finished the job.

Coronabeth and her tummy can save us all in this skinnypocalypse

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

Hyperrealistic simulacrum of a good father