look at my cats

remember when harrow unsuccessfully tried to fuck the body. girl of all time

every single conversation i’m forced into on this website is either “guac is extra” or “you hate pancakes”

one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

Stop sign day

STOP SIGN DAY

Official stop sign day

Official stop sign day

Official stop sign day

“But North Korea has a cult of personality” and we depict our founding fathers as angel-like beings blessed with the divine vision of a great nation built on earth that will spread its light to all corners. Like literally. We painted that on the ceiling of our capital building.

i wonder how common it would be for ppl to end up finding out they were neurodivergent or mentally ill because a psychic type pokemon read their thoughts and was concerned. imagine waiting in line at the pokemart and some dude’s gardevoir turns to you and says “hey uhh i’m pretty sure you have anxiety. should probably see a therapist about that”

My little nephew is dying; I feel like he's taking his last breaths. I will never forgive anyone who ignores this.

Please, we urgently need €850 for emergency surgery for my nephew. His health has deteriorated significantly; he is now in a coma and unconscious, suffering greatly. Time is running out, and every moment is crucial for him.

Guys, my main account has been blocked to silence me. We still need 600 euros now. Please, please, we haven't been able to get my nephew's surgery because we still need 600 euros. Please, please, my nephew is very tired and in a lot of pain. The surgery was supposed to happen yesterday, but it was postponed until today. Please, please donate, donate! 😭😭💔

Only 10 hours left until the operation. Please, please don't let us down. Donate, donate so we can perform it today. Donate! 😭😭💔

Please help my friend Abdulrahman, this is the third blog he's had in a month, and for the "crime" of being Palestinian and asking for help for his family. Please, donate so his nephew can have a chance at life!

There are almost 8 hours left and we still need 570 euros. Please save us! Don't let us down! Don't let my nephew miss his appointment! Donate! Donate! Prove to me that the world is with me and by my side! Please, I don't want to lose my nephew! Donate! Donate! 😭💔

Oh my God, oh my God, only 6 hours and I can't sleep, I can't because I'm so worried. We still need 550 euros. Please save us so we can get my nephew the operation. Please save us, donate, donate! 😭💔

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

@kittybroker

The screaming void calling out to the gods of the market! And cometh shall the gods, bestowing a humble $16.89 to this beast of the void!

Remember, when you're on the jury, a good "that cop's story didn't add up" will sway a lot more Chads and Karens than "fuck the police."

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.