ewwww yuck!!!

oh me wearing this mask in public all the time is actually for the benefit of the public. you see if i were to reveal my face in its entirety i would simply get too much attention all of the time. a mask leaves the remainder of my features to the imagination, where i can be as beautiful or as terrible as the eye deems, until it is removed. also i don't want to get covid.

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

let’s all go on a walk together

unsafe insane and nonconsensual

public library unbanned us after we put an ad in the paper apologizing for 3d printing false idols

did you have the dream i sent you?