a comedian of errors

Sodom and g'morning

tf2 heritage post

I would look so good if i was pregnate

Sighh

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet

guy who doesn't understand anything: bark like a pig

you can’t give lana del rey more than 50 all time classics

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

Male sluts -- please do NOT bother me no more. Im tryuing to live a simple life