Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door

I need to stop getting invested into every clone we meet immediately.

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

you are all sick in the head

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

americans love to eat a meal alone in a parked car

and if i said the 'running up that hill' scene was the best moment in all of stranger things.....

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

you can’t get sentences like this anywhere else

time to get into new media! sure hope i wont get unreasonably attached to a random fictional character

by talos this can't be happening

like at the end of return of the jedi everyone else is dancing and getting shitfaced on ewok booze and shooting off fireworks because they just trashed the empire for good and luke is like, i just watched my father die in my arms and then personally threw his body on a funeral pyre… time to party pass the vodka

i don’t LIKE watching movies just for an actor who plays a secondary role but i have to. it’s my job