Why can't I hold all this AWESOME?

GUYS SANTA GRANTED OUR WISH TWO MONTHS LATE

“id send you this post but u are dead to me” is such a strange feeling. im retreating to the woods

When you stumble across a meme that perfectly fits the niche of someone you no longer talk to…. like we have parted ways for good reasons but i’m still left with the knowledge that this would make you laugh. What do i do with that

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

omg

World heratige post

ah yes, the original version

“when Russia sends you nudes” kills me every time

shh, dont tell anyone

The ancient texts…

I just want an Animal Parade Switch port so badly. I’d pay pretty much any price for it at this point. Might go back and play Animal Parade on my wii... I go back to this game every couple years tbh.

"who got u smiling like that" duh, a fictional character ofc

My brain, having a meltdown like a toddler: I just can’t do it! I don’t want to !! I can’t!! Me, parenting my tired toddler brain: Take a deep breath, it’s going to be ok. We don’t have to do everything today that’s overwhelming you. Let’s pick the most important thing to work on, ok? What’s the smallest step we can do to work towards that? My toddler brain, wiping away tears: Um, I think we should…open up the important spreadsheet and look at the first row. Me, parenting my tired toddler brain: Great! Let’s do that, and then we can have a popsicle, ok? My toddler brain: *nods through drying tears, upset, but cooperative*

This is emotional regulation and as an ADHD person who grew up in an ADHD household, I *had no idea how it worked or how to do it* until I started working with my current therapist who was like, “actually relying purely on forcing yourself to do the things that make you sad or upset is not actually a sustainable approach”

anyone else feel like they missed about 85% of 2021

I remember a boat and that’s about it.

The boat was this year??

Hey Tumblr why the FUCK is Barbie trending alongside Red Dead Redemption

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

The real reason millenials say “Adulting” is that that if you say something is “for adult reasons” or “grown up reasons” we’ve been trained to associate that with sex and shit when we just wanna say, be vague about our chore habits