D1D YOU W4NT 4LL TH1S?

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

worst part about changing the batteries in a wiimote is putting her fuckass panties back on i gotta strongarm that greasy ass 2006 rubber casing like a wwe wrestler yellin HEAVE HO out loud to nobody

@controllerpervert

controller who now

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

haters will see you and be like i hate you

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

*leaves

where are you going

GET OFF THE COUNTER

I ain’t tellin him, YOU tell him

*holds spray bottle in a very shaky hand*

lmao project runway season 12 has a guy with a cochlear implant and he said he’s not worried about anyone getting on his nerves because if they start he’ll just turn the device off.

mad scientists who have a specific thing they want to achieve can be very interesting if the goal is interesting and not "lets make supersoldiers by injecting everything with purple goo" but i LOVE when they're just in it for the love of the game. they fuck around and find out until they die or don't. it's about the journey not the destination. especially when they cause immense damage along the way and it was never for any grand purpose, but just to see how far they can take it.

I can smell this post through my phone

preddy cool but itd be better if it had sounds of poeple and babies screaming

what the hell man

Gandalfs big neutrals

who are we without them

more important duo than Adam and Eve