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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

Sinful levels of Omega x Alpha size differences here

hi my name is niall kennedy i’m 18 years old it’s my first day at college and this is my pet brother i brought with me. no he doesn’t go here. yes he goes gorilla mode. no he hasn’t read wuthering heights but i have and do find the parallels romantic

#the way this gets even more insane and fucked up with the context of each new episode............... (via @hereticaas)

They come right out the gate with this bit in ep1 like Rent Lowering Gunshots or whatever, but it for real gets more pointed and upsetting over the whole run of the show.

thinking about how ruben started reading in prison and developed such a melodramatic vocabulary because he assumed niall would become a posh scholar who smokes pipes in tweed jackets and he needed to try and stay in his level somehow but instead niall just steals books and eats cigarettes

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

The thing that’s so fun abt Daniel and Lestat hanging out sex drugs and rock n roll style is that they’re both such fucking FREAKS but like in such different ways. Daniel’s favorite hobby is (was? Will be? TBD) cucking his boyfriend and drinking each others blood but Lestat has foursomes in elevators and sex dreams about Jesus Christ and also actual sex with his actual mom so he probably has Danny boy beat there as only few do but also Lestat we must remember is from 18th century France and does LSD One (1) fucking time and loses his shit so bad he nearly falls over like 5 times gets his shit rocked and then reveals his vampirism to a bunch of corporate drones, oopsies!! Happens king, we’ve all done embarrassing things at work parties, meanwhile Daniel “not new to this but true to this” Molloy (“this” being recreational drug use) who has probably used crack pipes in ways most of us could only dream of and is presumably on the exact same drugs as Lestat not only manages to Not get his shit rocked but to stay sharp enough to continue to grill Lestat about his childhood trauma. GOD this duo is fantastic.