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are they gay? not sure. are they hopelessly and entirely devoted to each other? i think we have enough evidence to say yes

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

yeah i want those old men to fuck each other. but i also want them to worry about each other‘s knee joints while doing so.

look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract

...yeah that's fair

See what no one tells you about having parents who have been successfully polyamorous and active in the tri-state kink community for 29 years is that as their adult child, there is a high probability that at any event you go to someone will have slept with one or both of your parents. There is no escaping this. They've been doing it for decades. They've lain claim to like half the east coast

at 250 notes there is at least an 80% chance someone who has read this has slept with one or both of my parents. this is just the life i lead. i have learned to be at peace with this knowledge.

cobra kai having miguel say "it's just you punched me and i have asthma" to which johnny answers "not anymore" in 1x02 and then NEVER having miguel's asthma show up again is genuinely the funniest thing they've ever done

happy pride month, remember not to fall for the "not everything needs to be gay" propaganda. if you believe it's gay, it's gay

honestly pour one out for tommy whoever the fuck from season one bc imagine putting in YEARS trying to set up a homoerotic tension situationship with king steve harrington and then spending the next several years watching an army of your classmates do what you could not. Billy’s one thing, but then eddie “super duper senior freak” munson pulls it off while on the run from murder charges???? then jonathan byers strolls his unkempt high ass back into town and somehow bags the prettiest boy in hawkins history? oh my god they’d have to put me on suicide watch