The Hoard

hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it

hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it

imagine a park bench underneath

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Look, if the respected commander wants to bring his rescue human along, so be it. Even if said rescue is poorly socialized.

the best thing on earth is how they designed darth maul to look scary and unnatural but we all took a look at him and decided that he was the hottest non human in star wars

Well that description of what he was aiming for was even scarier than the drawing and WILL give me nightmares

ok but like the slam and the ‘give me your second worst nightmare’ is just so hilarious to me and so peak editor vs creator 

“Okay, you nailed it, You nailed it too good. Nail it a little less next time please,”

Running into this on my dash was like running into an old friend

Thats just what theater kids are like

I can but aspire to the level of expressiveness Cosmo Brown has with his face.

I miss the time where movies would include a random tapdancing sequence

the thing about pigeons is that they're literally cutes

this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.

she astro on my phage till i eat the fucking sun

What fandom, you ask? All of them. There’s not enough in any fandom.