Washington's Codpiece

I've recommended this one before, but for all the non-human vertebrate likers out there... the art of animal drawing

Fetishizing nyc the same way people do japan

This is what New Yorkers are already doing

listen. in this fantasy realm you’ve been isekai’d into, our elemental system corresponds roughly to the major seinfeld characters and their traits. this is entirely coincidental and shouldn’t distract you from the fact that you’re about to be killed by Kramer Orcs

Re:Zero but everytime you die, you respawn bursting through the apartment door.

what if instead of Santa Claus having a sack of presents he slid down the chimney and gave a graphic birth under the christmas tree and you wake up to find an iPad covered in Juices but still functional

What if Santa Claus left milk and cookies and the milk was from his overfilled teats and the cookies are just oreos

Ralph it's JULY

the reason you, a white american, believe that white americans don't have culture is the same reason fish don't believe in water

yes i know you think it's an antiracist statement, that you're saying it's a bad thing white americans don't have culture. but what you're actually saying is that the way white americans live is simply the normal way to live and that "culture" refers only to deviations from that norm

there's real holidays and then there's, you know, cultural holidays. there's regular foods and there's ethnic foods

if you feel some kind of yearning as a white american to connect with your Ancestral Culture you can get really into wearing lederhosen or playing bagpipes or whatever. but you could also just learn to understand the way you are living right now as a culture and not some kind of neutral default absence of culture

if this gets more notes than the memedaddy repost it would be really funny actually

not to be direct on main but i need a man to suck on my nipples until they're raw

if you stop or come up for air before they're sore and red or milk comes out then you will be put in The Fruit Jostler never to be heard from again

Can I chew a little?