🦄 creature 🎀

“let me get that for you” i say sexily pulling on a door that says push

The thing is that I don't want to be employed but I also don't want to be unemployed. I actually want our entire economic system to explode but that's not really a feasible option right now

"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,

horny but in like a sensory seeking kind of way

masochistic but its because im so understimulated i need to get my ass beat

autistic fight club when

hotboxing my entire wizard tower

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.

you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.

yeah you’re a ‘leftist’ but are you normal about fat people hmm?

shoutout to everyone with forget disorders (adhd, DID/osdd, ptsd/c-ptsd, asd, dementia/alzeheimers, schizophrenia, other psychotic disorders, major depressive, chronically ill/phys disabled people with brain fog, people with long-Covid, natural memory degradation, and etc.)