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i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

they need to invent clubbing for boring sober people who don't like loud music or crowded group dancing. what's the "she should be at the club" for this hypothetical not-me demographic.

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

weewee the stowaway

wevrybody loves you weewee.

I know that bitch from Tintin

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot