damn your love, damn your lies

someone should invent a waking up that feels good

love the phrase “i just made some BULLSHIIIIIIT” so much

love when tumblr does the 'people are liking your post!' and it's just one mutual. that's right my friend counts for a crowd :)

whenever i spam a mutual and most of the posts are reblogs of a conversation theyre having with a different mutual i feel like i'm just awkwardly standing to the side like "hey 🧍👋 i also exist and i am eavesdropping"

Shocking news: local tumblr blogger does nothing all day, then wonders why nothing’s been done

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

everyone get more normal about casual sex right now. it's not morally wrong. sexual attraction is not evil. take a deep breath

cant find my TV remote. it better not be where i think it is.

liking but not responding to a tag game because you dont know what to say is the tumblr equivalent of staying home from a party due to social anxiety