damn your love, damn your lies

also i love when tv shows signify that a new scene is immediately post-sex by cutting to a shot of two characters falling face-up into bed next to each other. it always makes me imagine that for them, sex must have taken the form of levitating supine above the mattress shoulder-to-shoulder, staring at the ceiling & not touching or acknowledging each other

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

some of these blorbos don't have tragic enough backstories to justify all that I won't lie

How to tell if the scientist you're talking to is a chemist or an astrophysicist: Ask them if carbon is a metal

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

victim on victim violence