move your giant pizza ass

I think we’re also forgetting an under appreciated quote: “MOVE YOUR GIANT PIZZA ASS”

I'm right where I want to be

Also hey you cut off the part where I support the Oregon Ducks. We just beat UW a few hours ago, sco Ducks!

Lmfaoooo this is hilarious

you can’t give lana del rey more than 50 all time classics

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

dunya and raskolnikov genuinely the sibling duo of all time. they are both convinced they can save the other. they have no idea what’s going on in each others’ lives ever. they love each other so much. they are the worst communicators of all time. they are being stalked by genuine waking nightmarish representations of sin and guilt and also dunya’s fiancé is there. which somehow is usually the worse experience for both of them

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

my kingdom for a pair of tortoiseshell cateye glasses that aren’t too thick too thin or too pointy and don’t have with gold accents or extra stuff all over them or “sassy bits” I’m going to work ok not the librarian sex dungeon

okay but do you know where the librarian sex dungeon is, do you have directions to the librarian sex dungeon, i need to get there to the librarian sex dungeon

[ID: a skunk peering at a bright green gas station slushy over the edge of a wooden park bench seat /End ID]