blood n guts!!! ^_^ yaaay!!! xD

did you know that up to 45% of heart attacks are so-called 'silent' heart attacks that produce little to no symptoms but are no less dangerous? look up "drunk college boy gets impregnated like a girl video" to find out more

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

i am so undertattooed

I don't think someone has pointed this out yet, but to me it is obvious that, in light of the new chapter, Kris is unable to create any other kind of dark word except ones where the bosses are chatty tall gay men with a lot of voice clips who are undeniably obbsessed with one of their parents and want to be part of the family, present themself with an animated intro not in pixel art, at the beginning they are friendly, Susie is annoyed by them but then they become friends, they become hostile later on the chapter, they are the final boss and after the fight there is a very emotional narrative section, at the end Ralsei tries to comfort them, they end up dismembered by the knight (who then kidnaps a lightner), in the light world they are broken and Susie saves them with freaking duct tape... Maybe there's even more similarities but yeah, this is Kris' dark world style... Not bad, Kris

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

it’s really not.

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

@crabussy

it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worst thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!

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@eazzy--pink