so close to the other side, so far from the wonder

hey i saw you across the echo chamber and i really liked what you were saying

Faux leather was the worst thing ever created

Lets take a material that can last decades with the right treatment and care and fucking replicate it with the most dogshit ugly flimsiest animal extinction microplastics smells bad unsexual rips in four days garbage disgusting saran wrap we can think of. Ostensibly for vegans.

watching a fictional character stop being the same age as you is fucked up

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

happy first day of pride everyone

phineas and ferb heritage post

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

Joke's on you, I'm into that.

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.