Japanese Macaque bathing in hot spring @ Jigokudani Monkey Park in Nagano

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

Fish aren’t dumb for biting worms on a fishhook. If there was a jolly rancher in a gun barrel I would at least try to grab it out

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil