what's normal for the spider then is chaos for the fly

whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

Polly Morgan – Blue Fever, 2010

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so uhm 🧍‍♂️ my house is burning down 🧍‍♂️

not gonna post pics and doxx myself but they literally took out the roofing 💀 i was supposed to leave for amsterdam tonight to catch the train to england in the morning (have to be there at 5:30) & go to a UK con 😭💀 i havent even packed yet bro 😭

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

guys, if i do kill myself and never published any books or anything please copy all my best tumblr posts and arrange them into a deeply moving stream of consciousness narrative and submit it to the new yorker on my behalf. i feel like i can count on you. don't let my life and posting have been in vain

call that attending an Executive Function