I've been here too long

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

been dealing with a rough patch in my life but since I'm getting out of it, I drew another self portrait of myself. trying to learn to love myself more

also I'm not good at humans once again but I hope this is something

grandmas were right about sitting out on the porch all day

feels like wrapping your legs around a beautiful day and draining it inside you

every time i see a dropout gifset i feel like i walked into the wrong room at a hotel. like i walked into a birthday party instead of my normal room. and yes, it feels exactly like the ones with your cousins who you dont see much of and have nothing in common with

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

“Yeah, we can eat this twogirl style” my girlfriend, referring to a pizza we just ordered

Reblog if you want to get eaten twogirl style

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?