Howdy hiya

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

overheard at subway station: —that guy at the party, I thought his name was Maurice, I kept calling him Maurice. [pause] HIS NAME WAS KYLE. I CALLED HIM MAURICE THE ENTIRE NIGHT. AND NO ONE CORRECTED ME.

Do you block people in the same fandom as you just because you don't like their takes?

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here