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"um this song is actually about masturbation!!!!!!!!" aw thats so scary :( do you wanna call your mummy (remembers how americans read that) do you wanna call your strong as fuck ice mummy

Do you wanna call your strong as fuck poison mummy?

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

Just sleep

I like the implication that Caesar gets re-murdered each time

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

Pluto causes autism

Apparently Uranus was discovered not too long before adhd so I’d like to thank Uranus for my un medicated adhd which largely fuels my tumblr usage

you're like that guy from the mummy

How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

Yakuza is just that kind of series

I pledge my life to Ms Glasses and her correct opinions

SHUT