One Of These Days I'll Find A Fitting Blog Title

One day a scientist hands you a poptart and says "eat this". You say "is it full of some kind of fucked up interdimensional poison". The scientist says "eat it or that security guard will tase you and tie you down and make you eat it". You eat the poptart. It is not full of fucked up interdimensional poison, but it is kind of stale. You describe the taste to the scientist and he shrugs and writes something down and you go back to your shitty cell.

I've been incorrectly credited with inventing rotational pseudogravity in colony ships and the "humanity, fuck yeah" subgenre, so this assumption would be par for the course.

(For the record I have never invented anything.)

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

Simon wouldn't really know what the concept of "gay" even really is (let alone what the fuck traditional gender labels mean. I love you, agender as a result of societal changes Simon headcanon.......)

Human beings in the next 300 years, with an optimistic approach and judging from current social trends, have moved on from that. All of human society converged the moment the Quiet Rapture happened. Bigotry? That was so 230 years ago! Nahh, we're fighting over food and religion and a place to sleep and... freedom and... much bigger things.

Like it's joked about, there's definitely a chance that some people held onto that shit because let's be real, this is THE Pessimistic Game/Movie franchise, but homophobia isn't on anyone's mind at the end of the world, let alone in a setting where it's 2300 AD. Fuck, I think sex is a hot commodity. A resource. A power statement (are you clean enough? Do you have the right to privacy? Free of disease? Are you willing to risk getting shanked and robbed for a chance to get away from it all for a few blissful minutes?)

What the hell do you think happens when all of humanity gets piled on top of each other onto these Space Stations?

"Straight" men start looking for excuses real fucking fast. You know it. I know it. If "straight" is even a concept anymore by that point...

It's lonely out there.

My point being, and the entire reason for this post:

Simon would objectively be more queer than Grace by a long shot.

He is "True Neutral" Future-Man Martian Simon, in my head.

Like he'd be much more forward about it just off of a societal normalcy standpoint. It's not something Simon thinks about.

Jesus fucking Christ, what a title. Imagine getting called king of the box office after your movie hits #1 TWICE in front of the entirety of Hollywood after getting called a "nobody" through the whole process.

To which he proceeded to say "So, I have to choose between being Ryan Gosling or Markiplier"

(Simon is confused by the wording)

Grace mate bad as hell statement.