Getting diagnosed with adhd has made 1000% funnier
Made what 1000% funnier
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Getting diagnosed with adhd has made 1000% funnier
Made what 1000% funnier
I FORGOT A WORD OHWIQBSUAWB

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love it when people decide to make Simon's lastname Lung.
like oh are we just merging him with the Iron Lung itself? :) what an interesting creative choice! :)
If you guys go and search for my gender and sex studies regarding Iron Lung (of which I did by popular demand), you'll come to a very silly conclusion at the end of it all.
Simon wouldn't really know what the concept of "gay" even really is (let alone what the fuck traditional gender labels mean. I love you, agender as a result of societal changes Simon headcanon.......)
Human beings in the next 300 years, with an optimistic approach and judging from current social trends, have moved on from that. All of human society converged the moment the Quiet Rapture happened. Bigotry? That was so 230 years ago! Nahh, we're fighting over food and religion and a place to sleep and... freedom and... much bigger things.
Like it's joked about, there's definitely a chance that some people held onto that shit because let's be real, this is THE Pessimistic Game/Movie franchise, but homophobia isn't on anyone's mind at the end of the world, let alone in a setting where it's 2300 AD. Fuck, I think sex is a hot commodity. A resource. A power statement (are you clean enough? Do you have the right to privacy? Free of disease? Are you willing to risk getting shanked and robbed for a chance to get away from it all for a few blissful minutes?)
What the hell do you think happens when all of humanity gets piled on top of each other onto these Space Stations?
"Straight" men start looking for excuses real fucking fast. You know it. I know it. If "straight" is even a concept anymore by that point...
It's lonely out there.
My point being, and the entire reason for this post:
Simon would objectively be more queer than Grace by a long shot.
He is "True Neutral" Future-Man Martian Simon, in my head.
Like he'd be much more forward about it just off of a societal normalcy standpoint. It's not something Simon thinks about.
Thank you. Goodnight.
Jesus fucking Christ, what a title. Imagine getting called king of the box office after your movie hits #1 TWICE in front of the entirety of Hollywood after getting called a "nobody" through the whole process.
Everyone else get fucked, Markiplier wins.
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Today I was playing "Would you rather?" with one of my students in class and the question he got was something like: "Would you rather float in space or dive in the depths of the ocean?"
To which he proceeded to say "So, I have to choose between being Ryan Gosling or Markiplier"
The face I made must have been so obvious, he started to talk to me about BloodyMary and he showed me the video of Markiplier where he talks about hugging Ryan Gosling.
Dr. Grace introduces his new friend to his students
(Simon is confused by the wording)
Grace mate bad as hell statement.
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One thing I love putting in my fantasy and scifi that so many stories I read don't have is superstitions that are just wrong. Astrology type shit. Wizards being assigned an elemental type that's supposed to determine their personality just because that's how it's been done for centuries because ages ago people believed in it and these days people are like "no of course it's a silly superstition haha" but still glance knowingly at your metal type tattoo when you're being headstrong. Societies who believe that the stars determine your destiny because see, this kid was born under the star that indicated intelligence so we pushed her in school and got her special tutors so she could live up to her potential and look, she IS more academically successful than her peers born under other stars! People talking about their religion in the far future and all the side characters are like "that sounds like fucking nonsense" and they're like "no it's TRUE" and the audience is like 'no that's nonsense'. I love inventing shit for characters to just be totally wrong about.
I also love making them wrong about the past but that's just a fun thing that most far future scifi gets to do.
This is also a useful tactic for reminding readers not to trust characters' perspective too much. Like, yeah, that person did just give a very smart-sounding detailed analysis on the current situation and predicted to the month how long it will be before war breaks out, but they also believe (incorrectly) that the ghosts of previous captains live on in the hull of the ship and think humans invented dolphins by combining human and whale DNA, so don't be too surprised if they turn out to be wrong. The narrator said it's "the biggest spaceship ever built" but she's six years old and just learned what a sheep is, so. Might have a limited perspective.
I like how the Kingdom Hearts IV trailer is wall to wall frowning anime boys, then right in the middle for exactly 1.5 seconds Donald and Goofy are just randomly there. They don't even do anything.
In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!
New bruno mars song called I'll kill you
Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:
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You know what happy pride to those two guys

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Ukyo: I canโt do this anymore. My hearing is a curse. A literal curse.
Yuzuriha: [patting his shoulder sympathetically] Is it the boys again?
Ukyo: I am trapped in a noise war zone. On my left, Xeno and Stanley are destroying the drywall with what I can only describe as "passionate friction." And on my right?
Yuzuriha: Senku and Gen?
Ukyo: They were whispering for four hours. I thought they were being sweet, so I listened in. They aren't Yuzuriha. They are drafting a 45-page manifesto on how to psychologically gaslight Ryusui into funding a space program by manipulating the global oil market.
If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.