One Of These Days I'll Find A Fitting Blog Title

Getting diagnosed with adhd has made 1000% funnier

Made what 1000% funnier

I FORGOT A WORD OHWIQBSUAWB

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

tamale for dinner i'm a winner. tamale for lunch i'm balling a bunch. tamale for breakfast i am on the guestlist.

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

tubbo and ranboo were fifty times more mature than anyone else on that fuckass server for handling whatever happened between them so entirely in private that years later we still have no idea why they stopped talking, AND both their careers are still fully intact

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.