Brassica Est Quae Omnibus Holeribus Antistat

even the top gets called a faggot

me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

banned from homeric scholarship circles for calling achilles a ragepilled kleosmaxxer

#if he got rid of some middle names i bet he would be more aerodynamic and better at racing via @/honeyseller

Correction: it's not the Medicis who run the Dublin fried chicken shops, but the direct decendants of the enemies of the Medici; the Borgias. The chain is called Borza and is better known for fish and chips. They moved to Ireland in the early 20th century. They are also said to have introduced the deep fried Mars bar from Scotland to Ireland.

The Borgias, among the most feared and reviled families in European history, running a fish 'n chips shop with deep fried Mars bars is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It's like something from a D&D campaign where they decided to completely change genres.

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God I love Homeric epithets

uh, source?

I just found the absolute WORST diagram of the human heart. It is an affront to science.

Tag yourself I'm purple matter

I'm the squishy bit

What the Fuck??