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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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The Bowery Presents
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
occasionally subtle
Fai_Ryy
hello vonnie
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@theartofmadeline
YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER
Noah Kahan
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@therootbeerfairy

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Why is this heat so hot 😩
It’s the heat
Source?
fallout new vegas
folks did you know about that one
never heard of it
umm ok. swap the third l in your url to n and the second o to e and the second u to w and the b to v.
what u name now...
i'm illiterate sorry
thats not what it says when you swap those letters.
heh...did you really think that wuold work on me...?
*teleports behind you* now i'll show you what true illiteracy really is....
what in the goddamn...
*turns around*
N-NO... . ... IMPOSSIBLE.... AAAa a a uu ghhhke...

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i made my character a human fighter who’s a housewife/empty nester seeking adventure and wholesome fantasy violence after discovering that her husband is having an affair
is this……
is this how you dungeons
is this how you dragons
im sorry, but is her age “it’s rude to ask a lady her age”?
yes. also her weight.
this is a million percent how you dungeons AND dragons
I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
no hope for you even at all
WHAT
tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.
"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."
Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.
This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins
I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN
via @mylordshesacactus
Mexico has found like 20 different ways to serve tortillas with cheese, crema, salsa, beans and meat and every single one of them slaps silly

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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
this post fails to show the original tweet that this was in reply to, which is not as jarring but certainly should be included: