orbo from my games

we’re up all night to get yucky

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

"came back wrong" but it's from work

Be kind to trans women or die by my sword

Respect trans men or die by my axe

not my amazing digital circus not my amazing digital monkeys

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be